Started From A Bottom (LHC Drake Parody) | A Capella Science at CERN!


Go to https://NordVPN.com/acapellascience and use code ACAPELLASCIENCE to get 75% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free. Protect yourself online today! CERN LECTURE! http://cds.cern.ch/record/2639862 Support me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/acapellascience Subscribe! https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=acapellascience MP3: https://timblais.bandcamp.com/track/started-from-a-bottom ---------------- A CAPELLA SCIENCE STUFF: Patreon: http://patreon.com/acapellascience Facebook: http://facebook.com/acapellascience Twitter: http://twitter.com/acapellascience Instagram: http://instagram.com/acapellascience Follow me @acapellascience on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat! ---------------- STARTED FROM A BOTTOM Aw yeah Move over AlpineKat There's a new LHC rapper in da house Hawking on the track Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom and an anti-bottom pair Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data Started from a bottom in a pair Started when a quantum of the Higgs field put it there Billions of collisions from the jump Every sec a hundred-thousand that we reconstruct, data Outta them a hundred get a home In a data bank sort em with a fine tooth comb Found a W decay, double jet Proper energy, origin is offset Data say we had a Higgs decomposed Double-barrel blows and the scatter pattern shows that it Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom and an anti-bottom pair Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair data Started from a bottom in a pair Started when a quantum of the Higgs field put it there Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair data Higgs fills space like a drag Particle is only when you get the field excited data Show that all the quarks feel the drag Masses are the struggle to accelerate inside it So the Higgs'll favour heavy as a rule Into top it's outweighed, into bottom all cool When it passes off excitement from itself It'll scatter in a chain CMS'll pick it out cause it Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom and an anti-bottom pair Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data No new physics oh no we don't see that Found the Higgs field Where my new fields at? We don't need to do too much explaining Standard Model still fits all the data No supersymmetry oh we don't see that Found the Higgs field Where my superfields at? We don't need to do too much explaining Story stayed the same when the scatter hit the chamber it Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom and an anti-bottom pair Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data Started from a bottom in a pair Started from a bottom in a two-quark pair, data I'm just playing AlpineKat You know I love you


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